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Friday, February 18, 2011

The Curious Case of Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore has caused millions of Americans to walk, talk and act like an over tanned cast member. It seems like every where you go, someone or something reminds you of the show. If you are suffering from any one of these symptoms, then you may have a Curious Case of Jersey Shore.

  1. You find yourself buying the Radioactive Glow package at your local tanning salon.
  2. You buy hair products in Bulk.
  3. Your children ask for Ron Ron Juice.
  4. Your girlfriend/wife tells you she if DTF tonight.
  5. Every problem you face in your life is called a "Situation"
  6. Your wife comes home with her new "JWoww" sized breast implants.
  7. When your 7 year old son sees a fat lady he points and screams "GRENADE"
Side effects may include: Blackout periods, temporary loss of good judgment, spontaneous table dancing, fist pumping, and anal leakage.

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