- To me sitting on top of a 100 year old wall to watch a game is not fun, its fucking annoying, to Red Sox Fans its bleacher seats.
- I don't mispronounce enough words to be a fan. I say dark not daak, I say barber not ba-ba, I say potatoes not puhdaydas, and I say Fenway Park not Fenway Paaaark, Go Bo Sox.
- When I get ice cream I don't ask for jimmies on it. That just sounds creepy.
- The Drop Kick Murphy's suck.
- I never got a Papel-boner.
- Singing 'Sweet Caroline' with a bunch of drunk Mass-holes is moronic.
- I fully understand there is a chance that Pedro, Damon, Big Poppi, and Manny probably took some of Manny's "Vitamins" to help win a World Series in 2004. They truly were a Bunch of Idiots.
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